Why Ye Should Never Yell Mutiny Infront of Ye Captin.

Twas on a jolly day I begin this short and woeful tale, and even so, it could have ended much worse than it did. That much I can tell ye. Me n me brother Davey were having a seafaring good time, mixin up Cinnamon roll dough. It started out fun, aye it twas, us laughin and jokin and throwing a right fun party, dispite the heavy workload.

We twas on the topic of our store ya see, how the late hours were a gettin to us, and how it was a bloody bad idea to stay open till 9 a clock at night. Twas a simple mistake I made. We got to jokin, and carryin on, cryin in loud voices with our hearty ARRRRRS ! One thing led to another, as they usually do, and before I knew what me very self was doin, I yelled "MUTINY!!" And me good brother Davey followed right behind.

And that's when we froze quite still we did. For ya see, our Captin , we just realized, was right behind us!! Imagine two little sea rats cornered in a feed bin mindin there own business when all of a sudden like, a cat jumps in to eat them. Aye, that's how we looked.

Cept, we didn't get ate. Atleast that part of the story ye may relax a bit on. Instead, the Captin gave me a good swat on the behind, she did. Then with the force of a terrible gall wind, the Captin blew over our merriment with lectures and warnings on how many other Captins would be more crueler and how the workforce is a terrible place anyhow. The Captin may have not used those exact words, but that be all I remember of it. Aye it is. Ye could have knocked me over with a feather, ye could have, when all she gave us for cryin mutiny was the dreaded lecture and a good swat on the behind with an oven mitt.

Course, later on, when me was least expectin it, Captin did try to smother me face with a pair of underdrawers. But luck was on my side, aye it twas. The underdrawers were clean.

So, Piratical Lesson Number 1. Never cry Munity infront of ye Captin, less they be standin right behind ye.

Ha! Didn't think I'd post so soon eh?

Hmmm.

Well, the only interesting thing that's happened, is that acouple days ago I was in the shower, there was a spider crawling on the wall like, a foot from me. I turned around, thinking he would crawl away, not 3 seconds later, I find him under my foot! <GAG>!

My......bare.....foot!!!

GROSS!

I kinda leaped out of the shower after he jumped up and crawled around. Luckly, all his guts wasn't squished out all over my foot. But, he must have had internal injuries, because acouple minutes later, poor spidey died. What can I say? You turn you back for one second...

R.I.P SPIDEY.

Lesson for today:

• Don't turn your back on spiders
• Spiders are quicker than you think. I mean, they have 8 legs.
• Squishing a spider with your foot is a total gross out.
• Till next time.....

C.A.B

Heya

Heya Everyone,

I know. Try not to fall off yours chairs or anything. Yes, this is me, typing a message on my ancient Xanga . It's been 2 years. I think the poor thing thinks I abandoned it. BUT, It will be fun in the future to read all this stuff. :P

And amazingly, there is really nothing to type. Cus probably the only one to read this will be Eden. But, if any of my old buddies are still around....POST!! I'd love to hear from you. :P lol

Till sometime in the future...

cris

KITTENS!

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Hey Everyone!

Been a long time since I've posted here. But since my computer messed up and I can't check my e-mail, this will have to do for now.

Last night, Mowser <my cat> Had her kittens!!!They are soooo cute. Five and they look the spitting image of their mom.:) Mow actually had 7, but one died and the other wasn't completely formed yet. And one of them is kinda greyish in color.

Dad says we have to give away Bob.:( It makes sense thoe, cus now we have 9 cats!!  So we are taking Bob to Mamaw's house. They are litterally mice running everywhere, so she won't go hungry. You can''t pick her up or hold her or anything. So it's for the best. And we have to give away the kittens when they get old enough. But I still have 8 weeks!:)

We get to go back to our horse riding lessons first wednesday of next month!! YEAH!!

I took a pic of the kitten beings their eyes aren't open yet. I figured it couldn't hurt. If I figure it out  and have time, I'll post it here.:)

That's all for now.

crisandra

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Ok, here's what I got for CHristmas. Me and Kristan got a computer to share. We aren't gonna put it on the internet thoe. I got some socks, alot of cool dog books, a wolf belt buckle, and cus my Indian name is Eagle Eye mom got me a necklace, it's an Eagle head  and it's wings come down and hold a piece of Tiger's eye that looks like an eye! It's realllly cool.

Well, C-ya later.

Crisandra